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Sunday, December 23, 2012

If the World is Going to End, I Will...

Let’s say the world is going to end, and we were given one week to do the things that we want to do, what are you going to do? Are you going to pray for the salvation of your soul? Are you going to run naked at your office? Are you going to have one-night stand with your crush at work? Are you going to “Gangnam Style yourself” at a crowded mall? Are you going to seduce your boss? Whatever you have in mind right now - whether it’s naughty, funny, you name it or not - is something that I want to know but I’m pretty sure it won’t happen unless you’re going to tell me or you're going to send me a message.

About me? Well, if the world is going to end seven days from now, here’s what I’m going to do – from day one to day seven:

Day 1:
I’ll go to Site 1 and I will tell my crush #1: “Holy shit, I like you so much. Pwedeng pahawak…..ng kamay mo kahit isang minuto lang? I’ll use my phone’s timer para walang labis at walang kulang. Sige na please, pumayag ka na! The world is going to end in six days!” Hahaha! Does it sound funny?

Day 2:
I will get myself drunk and stalk my crush #2 from work to her place and give her chocolates and flowers. Then, I’ll go home and take a bath and drink a lot of water. Then, I’ll check my blog and scan my old posts, and I’ll sleep for 10-12 hours. (Hmm…it looks like I love stalking someone. Been doing this for the past few days…lol)

Day 3:
Watch “love story” movies for 6 hours and, then, I’ll write poems about “love.” Then, I’ll go shopping and buy stuffs I never bought, tasted or used before.

Day 4:
I’ll go swimming somewhere in Pangasinan and have some fun – real fun- and watch the loveliest sunset at the bay. I’ve always loved “the sunset.”

Day 5:
I will tell my parents, my sisters and my grandparents that I love them. In my 20+ years of existence, I haven’t told my parents and grandparents yet that I love them. I’m such a “hard” person.”

Day 6:
Finish reading the few remaining pages of Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities." Drink. Party! Sex? Ummm...anyone? Lol! I wanna see dolphins too!

Day 7:
Oopppsss...the world is about to end! Sing Jay Sean's 2012: "We gonna party like, party like it's the end of the world We gonna party like, like it's 2012/You know that it doesn't matter as long as we got each other/Turn it up, turn it up, mash it up, it ain't the end of the world, oh..."

 So there! What about yours?

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